Similar to lurking but the lowest point of lurking. Laying in bed and just watching tv all day with no brain cells actively function. Lack of ambition
STONER: Yo bro what you doin?
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
STONER #2: lurpin it at home. Why whats up?
STONER: can i cruise over? We smoke some bowls!!
STONER #2: Hhhhrajah dat.
by Richard fittzwell September 03, 2021
A substitute word to describe a Sleezy, easy, desperate, slut, hoe, whore, prostitute, trog, thirsty knob gobbler, type of person from the straight or LBGTQ community. Its true definition is meant to describe a tool. But can correlate to such slang as in the tool can go both ways, latches onto various size bolts/nuts and inserting or removing them from/in holes. A ratchet doesn't discriminate from big or small, lose or tight. Like i said, they come in all different shapes and sizes, and are readily available for consumers to purchase, use, keep or discard, loan to friends or family, and even sell. Its a slut who gives no fucks but actually breaths, eats, showers, and shits nothing but dick,pussy; &/or ass juice as a hobby, work requirement , & religious/ scientific purposes (so its actually a load of fucks.) Dont judge a ratchet, they are just active people in the community living day by day. And one day they will be there for you! Orrr at least for a couple hours 🤭
Rick—-Ranel the snail slimed my knob and rang both door bells all night long as if no one was home.
Bry—-Fuuuckin snail… told ya she showed me her fuckin ass hole at work the other day yeah? I said, “Ranel you nasty ratchet, my boy rick would love to pop that booty. You gotta meet him… you should come out with us tonight!”
She was instantly down!
Rick—Hahahaha bruh i was blown away, you told me to send her a pic so she knows whats up. I ended up just sending the emoji bat signal 🌽🍆🍌 with a d pick…. She Instantly replied “🍆💦😱😶 🌫️💦🍑🍆💦🍩”
Bry—-Duude so you went ATM with her?
Rick—-Bro i went ATM and gave her 😸 dat cream. Its all in the snaps i sent the boys.
Bry—-She let you record?
Rick—-Bro she was the one recording and sent the videos! I love that ratchet ass snail.
Bry—-Soo shes the new smash ah?
Rick—-Brahh im crackin her shell daily now. Gotta ASS-Salt the snail, lol know what i mean 🤣
Bry—-Fuuuckin snail… told ya she showed me her fuckin ass hole at work the other day yeah? I said, “Ranel you nasty ratchet, my boy rick would love to pop that booty. You gotta meet him… you should come out with us tonight!”
She was instantly down!
Rick—Hahahaha bruh i was blown away, you told me to send her a pic so she knows whats up. I ended up just sending the emoji bat signal 🌽🍆🍌 with a d pick…. She Instantly replied “🍆💦😱😶 🌫️💦🍑🍆💦🍩”
Bry—-Duude so you went ATM with her?
Rick—-Bro i went ATM and gave her 😸 dat cream. Its all in the snaps i sent the boys.
Bry—-She let you record?
Rick—-Bro she was the one recording and sent the videos! I love that ratchet ass snail.
Bry—-Soo shes the new smash ah?
Rick—-Brahh im crackin her shell daily now. Gotta ASS-Salt the snail, lol know what i mean 🤣
by Richard fittzwell October 07, 2021