Definitions by Richard Kopf

Tasmanian snowball 

While indulging in fellatio your partner cops your load kisses you and ejects your load, you cop a Tasmanian Snowball.

I thought cop this load then it came back as a Tasmanian Snowball. Dirty bitch.

Tasmanian snowball by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022

Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.

I am going out in style in my Tasmanian tuxedo

Tasmanian Tuxedo by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022

Tasmanian sharpshooter

A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.

Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?

Tasmanian sharpshooter by Richard Kopf July 29, 2012

Mystery bags 

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

Mystery bags by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007

honeymoon insomnia 

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

honeymoon insomnia by Richard Kopf December 19, 2007

honeymoon insomnia 

Sleeping in snatches

Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.

I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.

honeymoon insomnia by Richard Kopf December 10, 2007

Steering the porcelain bus 

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

Steering the porcelain bus by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007