6 definitions by Richard Kopf

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A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.
Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.
by Richard Kopf September 21, 2006
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Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.
Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.
by Richard Kopf November 06, 2007
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Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)
I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.
by Richard Kopf November 21, 2007
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Interrupted or broken sleep.
I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.
by Richard Kopf November 18, 2007
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A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.
Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?
by Richard Kopf July 29, 2012
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Sleeping in snatches
Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.

I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.
by Richard Kopf November 14, 2007
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