Richard Kopf's definitions

Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Tasmanian virgin

A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.

by Richard Kopf September 21, 2006

Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.

I am going out in style in my Tasmanian tuxedo

by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022

honeymoon insomnia

Sleeping in snatches

Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.

I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.

by Richard Kopf December 10, 2007

Tasmanian sharpshooter

A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.

Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?

by Richard Kopf July 29, 2012

honeymoon insomnia

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

by Richard Kopf December 19, 2007

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

by Richard Kopf December 22, 2007