Richard Hangslow's definitions

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019

ball bogging

Smashing your sack against the asshole when you're balls deep.

Tim took a gym pig back to his house for some ball bogging.

by Richard Hangslow February 27, 2019

hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.

Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.

by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

mud sleeve

Thin layer of shit tubed around your dick from anal sex

Tim got a mud sleeve from that gym rat

by Richard Hangslow October 22, 2018

slam handles

Using ass cheeks as handles to slam your dick into holes.

Tim looks for girls with big slam handles to smash out

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

mud hams

Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on

Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018