Richard Hangslow's definitions

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019

mud sleeve

Thin layer of shit tubed around your dick from anal sex

Tim got a mud sleeve from that gym rat

by Richard Hangslow October 22, 2018

ball bogging

Smashing your sack against the asshole when you're balls deep.

Tim took a gym pig back to his house for some ball bogging.

by Richard Hangslow February 27, 2019

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

Analversary

A year to the day in which anal sex was first performed with a sexual partner.

Today marks the first analversary with Tiffany.

by Richard Hangslow August 13, 2018

Libnorance

Ignorance in the form of liberalism.

It's pure libnorance to believe that Russians swayed any votes.

by Richard Hangslow August 23, 2018