Richard Hangslow's definitions

Libnorance

Ignorance in the form of liberalism.

It's pure libnorance to believe that Russians swayed any votes.

by Richard Hangslow August 23, 2018

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 3, 2019

Mexican Skidmark

An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.

Tim gave his girl a Mexican Skidmark last night a few hours after she ate chilli.

by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018

kleakers

Balls of toilet paper stuck to the asshole, taint, or snatch.

Last night's victim had kleakers

by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018

slam handles

Using ass cheeks as handles to slam your dick into holes.

Tim looks for girls with big slam handles to smash out

by Richard Hangslow September 25, 2018

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

hat trick head

When a male has sexual intercourse with at least three different partners in a 24 hour period. The act must involve oral sex from the third partner without the male having showered after the prior partners. The act may also include ATM with prior partners.

Tim had a great weekend. He took down four broads and walked away with hat trick head as his final act.

by Richard Hangslow February 18, 2019