Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"
Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!
by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009
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Ghurf

A ghurf is when a woman is giving you a blowjob, whilst laying on her side, and farts very wetly
I was loving the hummer I was getting from that stripper, until she up and ghurfed on me
by Richard Cravings October 25, 2005
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