Rich Stone's definitions

Batman

Polish immigrant name for a man's penis. Originates from Polish not knowing the correct word when naming calling or making a request, and using American-inspired TV shows that are imported into their 34 foot diameter satellite dishes.

Anne: You shut your mouth or I will punch you in the batman

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

Australian Plumber

A sexual act where 2 men get into a 69 position and blow really hard down each other's assholes.

Originates from the fact it was first performed by an Australian and an Italian.

Matt: Hey, wanna make out?
Dan: Wash your mouth first, remember we just did the Australian Plumber.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013

Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.

Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.

by Rich Stone August 27, 2013