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ac/dc

1. An awesome band who's fan-base in recent years has become composed mainly of poser/skaters who buy the "AC/DC Back In Black" t-shirts from Walmart and think they're cool, but really have never heard an AC/DC song.

2. Alternating Current/Direct Current, a type of electricity which is used in home apliances and MIG welders.
1. Money Talks is my favorite AC/DC song.

2. My Miller MIG welder uses an AC/DC electrical set-up.
by rice hater April 18, 2006
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jailbreak

Usually followed by an Escapee, which is a fart that escapes while pooping or peeing this usually happens when on the toilet or at the urinal station. It is a series of farts escaping making a machine-gun like noise, when a jailbreak happens, it is wise to just act as though it never happened, this will ease embarrasment on your part and on the part of others within earshot.
"Dude it was so funny, I was washing my hands at the sink in the bathroom at Madam X's porn shop and a guy had a jailbreak, I was laughing so hard I dropped my ten porno vid's I had just bought!"

-True Story
by Rice Hater July 30, 2005
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burnout

1. Anything a muscle car can do and a ricer can not. (i.e. climbing a hill steeper than a 15 degree incline.)

2. Slamming the gas pedal to the floor when not in motion, causing the tires to spin without traction, making smoke. This is something that mainly only Muscle Cars can do, caused by the mass amount of torque put out by the big cubes of muscle car engines.

3. Someone who wears Def Leppard wife beaters and smokes cigs while driving in his Camaro, listening to AC/DC.
1. Man, I put up 450 ft/lbs on my trans am, thats a burnout.

2. A ricer beat me at the drag strip because he had a ten second head start because my burnout took so long, for once, torque has let me down.

3. Dude, I saw this burner drivin' this boss Camaro, man that thing was hooked up.
by Rice Hater September 2, 2005
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Green Bay Packers

The real America's Team.

Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"

Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"

Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"

Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."

Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."

Me: "Wow."
by Rice Hater December 11, 2006
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