Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard envy

A woman who wants a Richard or a man jealous of another man's Richard.

John: Anthony, you've got a big Richard!
Anthony: Are you suffering from Richard envy?
John: Suck my Richard!

by Ric.Hard October 12, 2014

dick flick

1. A guys movie (the opposite of chick flick)
2. A gay porn movie
3. Shaking your dick after urinating

1. The Dark Knight is a dick flick.
2. I caught my brother jacking off to a dick flick.
3. I saw him dick flick out the corner of my eye.

by Ric.Hard July 10, 2013