Richard in a box

A euphemism for dick in a box.

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.

by Ric.Hard October 13, 2014

Richard turner

A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.

If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.

The new guy's a Richard turner.

by Ric.Hard October 14, 2014

Richard

A common name for a man’s penis.

Is that a phone in your pocket or is Richard happy to see me?

by Ric.Hard October 08, 2014