beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!

by Rich April 18, 2004

Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

by Rich April 25, 2003

Wagnet

An evil one eyed sheep shagger.

Crist, your such a wagnet.

by RiCh October 13, 2003

meeyach

n. an extremely ugly creature. normally 5'8'' tall with long crooked toes and a nasty lookin face. this creature must be avoided at all costs. otherwise the result may be fatal.

Dude, that meeyach is ugly.

by Rich February 04, 2005

freezie folly

n. a person with more than one unit of currency.

"That's the most colourful freezie folly I've ever seen!"

by Rich December 08, 2004

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

noobkilla

One who excessivly pwns oober nooobs and/or noobasaurus rexs'. Is to be screamed at the oobernoob in question to taunt them. Has a negative conotation.

When you see Taylor passing in the hallway scream noobkillah!

by Rich December 31, 2004