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Definitions by Rhode Island Squirter

Pulling an Ambie 

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When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.
I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!
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Hoboken Horse Hoof 

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When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
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Rhode Island Squirters 

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A squeeze toy found at the Wilderness Resort for only $1.99. Not sexual in nature—how dare you!
Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!
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