Rhode Island Squirter's definitions

Rhode Island Squirters

A squeeze toy found at the Wilderness Resort for only $1.99. Not sexual in nature—how dare you!

Aw, shit! I was banging this chick and she totally got a load of Rhode Island Squirters (from the Wilderness Resort for $1.99 (this is not sexual in nature))!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.

I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025