asspiring

verbal adj. describing an attempt you made at something which completely failed and you look like a complete loser.

I was an asspiring writer once.

by Rhiana October 11, 2007

tingletoe

phrasal noun. Derived from the concept of tying a string around your finger to keep you from forgetting something.

I forgot my keys again. Man, have I got tingletoe!

by Rhiana October 11, 2007

wuther

To mock fainting. To do an imitation of a faint like in a game of charades

Oh my god, last night when we were playing charades he wuthered and it was hilarious!!

by Rhiana October 07, 2007

snorf

verb. to fake snoring so that your boyfriend/spouse/significant other will think that you are asleep and therefore will no longer have to listen to his/her rambling on about his/her horrible day.

The other night she was going on and on about something and I just couldn't help it, I just had to snorf just so make her shut up!

by Rhiana October 11, 2007