Definitions by Reverend Homeslice

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.