Reverend Frerix's definitions

MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014

wallslipaphobia

The fear of your wallet falling out of your back pocket and into the toilet while lowering your pants to deficate.

My wallslipaphobia paralyzed me as I pictured fishing my wallet out of the toilet.

by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014