Definitions by Reverend Frerix

MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

MELF by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014

wallslipaphobia 

The fear of your wallet falling out of your back pocket and into the toilet while lowering your pants to deficate.

My wallslipaphobia paralyzed me as I pictured fishing my wallet out of the toilet.

wallslipaphobia by Reverend Frerix May 20, 2014