Definitions by Reverend Frerix

MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

The fear of your wallet falling out of your back pocket and into the toilet while lowering your pants to deficate.

My wallslipaphobia paralyzed me as I pictured fishing my wallet out of the toilet.