6 definitions by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez

jobonee

Anyone who has a JOB (just over broke) as opposed to an entrepreneur.

"Honey, don't get mad...that fellow is just a jobonee."

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez November 20, 2005

assholify

to make one's innapropriate actions or beliefs more believable by citing scripture.

The Bible says "that the worse curse of a liar is that he believes his own lies," said a preacher to Comedian and Social Commentator, Al Franken, on an airplane. Per Al Franken, this would be the highest form of an "assholification" as that quote is not in the Bible...its just a nice quote. See also assholicity.

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez August 1, 2005

f'lator (fellator)

to postpone pleasure

"I don't want one now, but do you think I can get a BJ f'lator"

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez July 13, 2005

Assholicity

Your basic asshole except with a more elastic approach to his assholistic behaviour.

"His assholicity" goes beyond even... Larry the Cable Guy!

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez August 1, 2005

Fuckin A

Nasty Valley Girl's (north of Ventura Blvd.) way of saying, "fer sure."

"I met the like most awesome guy at the Galleria, F*ckin A !!!"

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez July 19, 2005

scooby doo ( verb / noun )

to go "scooby do:" to twist the head in an upward "rrrRRRRR!!" motion, at the same time saying "rrrRRRRR," having just realized the obvious.

"Dude,when he realizes that's not a bottle of Corona, he's gonna' go scooby doo.

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez August 1, 2005