Misstash

When an alcoholics wife finds his poorly hidden stash. Especially when the stash is as obvious as the hair on his face.

Bugger!!! You found my Misstash.

by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014

Nevevidence

Solid proof that there is no proof that you have ever danced.

"Yes Sir there is plenty of nevevidence. Well done."
"I am clean then, and shell be going. Good day sir. And I will never dance."

by Renaissance Funk March 26, 2014