Chocolate loaf

A type of poo comparably in texture, size and colour to a loaf of seeded bread

It's weight may differ when compared, however this usually depends on the amount of lead dust you have consumed beforehand
My asshole went from a cheerio to a manhole cover after that chocolate loaf!
So that's why there was a slimy loaf of bread in the urinal
by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022
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Chocolate Thunder

A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass
That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!
by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021
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