Definitions by Reggiedownthestreet
Chippenham
The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
Chippenham by Reggiedownthestreet July 30, 2021
Corsham
a proper shithole in the south of England full to the brim of inbreds and chavs. if you want to be harassed in the street of possibly stabbed the best times are between 8am 4am. it is thought in the surrounding area some kind of radioactive apes moved there because of a source of fresh water before the entire area was infested with what we now know are corsham's residents
Corsham by Reggiedownthestreet October 27, 2020