Reedski's definitions

T.F.T.F.

A term used by medivac pilots & dispatch to indicate that a person is Too Fat To Fly. Which notifies dispatch that the patients BMI is far beyond the lift capacity of the helicopter and they will need a bigger bird.

Dispatch, upon arrival patient is determined to be T.F.T.F., please advise.

by Reedski December 6, 2021

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022