Definitions by RedRedRed Red

Convenience Store Special 

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

Convenience Store Special by RedRedRed Red November 7, 2023

Target About It 

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.

Target About It by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022

Johnny Depposition 

The Amber Heard and Johnny Depp defamation trial.

I was watching the Johnny Depposition

Johnny Depposition by RedRedRed Red April 21, 2022

Quivering sack 

While sitting, a fart passes around the ball sack, causing the sack to quiver.

Sometimes I enjoy the feeling of a quivering sack.

Quivering sack by RedRedRed Red June 23, 2020

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

Tinder Tornado by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Wyoming windsock

The act of blowing a queef on a ball sack.

Last night, Airwrecka queefed on my balls. It's called a Wyoming windsock.

Wyoming windsock by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Minnesota Muster 

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

Minnesota Muster by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016