Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.

by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022

Tinder Tornado

When unsure whether to swipe left or right, you make a circular swipe on the screen and let fate decide.

I'm taking a gamble on "Lexi". Gonna tinder tornado this one.

by RedRedRed Red August 31, 2016

Convenience Store Special

The act of kiestering a hot dog until it has been sufficiently warmed and then shat into a bun.

Tom, did you get the convenience store special?

Yeah Dave, I did. I don’t recommend the chili though.

by RedRedRed Red November 08, 2023

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Johnny Depposition

The Amber Heard and Johnny Depp defamation trial.

I was watching the Johnny Depposition

by RedRedRed Red April 21, 2022

Quivering sack

While sitting, a fart passes around the ball sack, causing the sack to quiver.

Sometimes I enjoy the feeling of a quivering sack.

by RedRedRed Red June 23, 2020

velcro vag

A vagina that sticks together by way of dried semen and when peeled apart in the labia region, makes the same sound distinct to Velcro.

After the Mandingo party, Mrs Pate had to clean her Velcro Vag.

by RedRedRed Red April 19, 2016