RedBlade77's definitions

reverse handshake

When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.

Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:

1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)

2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!

by redblade77 January 11, 2009

666

The opposite of 555.

"If you're 555 then I'm 666..." -Slipknot

by redblade77 April 11, 2008

Mickey D's

This nickname for McDonald's was actually invented by the financial industry to avoid confusion between military contractor McDonnell Douglas (now owned by Boeing) and McDonald's.

McDonald's ticker symbol is "MCD", which can be pronounced "Mickey D's"

My client wants to buy shares of MCD! (pronounced "Mickey D's")

by redblade77 October 8, 2010

ClitTorrent

Porn downloaded from BitTorrent, whether legally or illegally.

Dammit my girlfriend's busy tonight and I'm really fucking horny. I think I'll go get some ClitTorrent.

by RedBlade77 March 9, 2009