Definitions by Red in the Hed

hurt mail 

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

hurt mail by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021

defunk 

To make the music shit

Hey Mr DJ, why did you defunk the vibe with this rubbish track?

By Joe & Red

defunk by Red in the Hed April 7, 2021

Fried Piper

You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…

Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)

Fried Piper by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021

Instaneity 

When your date is so dazzling that you forget your words

On a first date when you are enjoying one another’s company so much, that he says, “this is giving me instaneity”, and then laughs as though all his troubles don’t matter anymore

Instaneity by Red in the Hed June 9, 2020

chinbrows 

Stiff dark hairs that grow on a lady’s chin after a certain age, instead of only above her eyes :(

I spend more time plucking my chinbrows than my eyebrows these days...sigh...

chinbrows by Red in the Hed April 5, 2020