Real Commenter's definitions

First

SPAM commenting on anything with the incorrect assumption you are the first to contribute. Only comments which refer in some way to the subject commented on are real first comments. In other words it isn't a first post solely to add the word first.

Anon: "FIRST!"

Joe Blow: "Second!"

Real First Commenter: "I totally agree with this article!

@Anon and Joe Blow, stop spamming or GTFO! Those aren't comments."

by Real Commenter March 6, 2011

gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.

Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"

by Real Commenter May 29, 2018

gazoomtits

Funnier than saying either "bless you" or "gesundheit" (and easier to remember how to spell) as reply to sneezes, preferably accompanied by a dab to remind people to cover their nose well when they sneeze to prevent spread of germs and viruses.

Person one: *Sneezes*
Person two: "Gazoomtits!" *dabs*
Person one plus any other people in the room: "LOL What?...Gazoomtits! ROFL"

by Real Commenter May 29, 2018

prescribble

verb
1: to write a prescription both carelessly and illegibly

noun
2: a handwritten prescription that is so illegible the pharmacist or patient must ask the physician that wrote it for clarification

Inflected Forms include: pre-scrib-bled; pre-scrib-bling

Pronunciation: pri-skri-bl

Doctors and patients beware the prescribble as misunderstood treatments are hazardous and may lead to lawsuits.

Please don't prescribble. Instead use computerized order systems and have the prescriptions printed or typed.

by Real Commenter January 7, 2008

just ducky

1. Just fine, pleased, happy.

2. Sexy, attractive.

3. May imply not fine or unhappy when said in a heavily sarcastic tone.

1. "I'm just ducky! I won the lottery yesterday and was able to pay off my mortgage!"

2. "They're just ducky in their new outfits."

3. "I'm just ducky...my car needs toed and my credit card is maxed out!!!...Just what I need while I'm battling a flu bug!"

by Real Commenter March 31, 2014