23 definitions by RawrItsPanda

Christopher Scarver

The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.

Christopher Scarver did us all a favor.

by RawrItsPanda November 15, 2009

Troll's Remorse

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009

Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.

Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.

by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009

He's

A short version of he is.

He is _____.
In the blank, you can insert your favorite adjective.

He's gay.
He's awesome
He's funny.
He's alright.

by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009

Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.

Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

Sleepnesia

Sort of like Amnesia.

It's when you have a late night conversation (usually while on the phone), while very sleepy. The next morning, you forget what you were talking about towards the end of the conversation.

Guy 1: Remember what we talked about last night?
Guy 2: Uhh... No, I think I have sleepnesia...

by RawrItsPanda November 11, 2009

Daniel Petric

A guy who killed his mom and dad because they took Halo 3 away from him.

Please people, please, don't get THIS obsessed with a fucking VIDEO GAME.

Daniel Petric is just furthering the Gamer stereotype...

by RawrItsPanda November 19, 2009