Rattlesnake316's definitions
1. When you finally have enough solitude to take a dump because you are afraid that someone might say something. when the turd is being waved home someone barges in forcing you to squeeze it back in.
Often times you know the Turd Buglar's identity.
2.The extremely annoying person who has no buissness in the bathroom yet stays their playing with his/her phone or looking at himself/herself in the mirror. All the while your trying to hold in a dump that youve been holding in since the Regan Administration until waiting until he/she finally leaves
Often times you know the Turd Buglar's identity.
2.The extremely annoying person who has no buissness in the bathroom yet stays their playing with his/her phone or looking at himself/herself in the mirror. All the while your trying to hold in a dump that youve been holding in since the Regan Administration until waiting until he/she finally leaves
1. God, why the hell does Andy need to always barge in when Im taking a shit? What a goddammed Turd Burglar.
2. Jesus when is this guy gunna leave already, I have this massive turd and insecurity issues to unload here.... FOR THE LAST TIME STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR THATS NOT BROCCOLI YOU TURD BURGLAR!!
2. Jesus when is this guy gunna leave already, I have this massive turd and insecurity issues to unload here.... FOR THE LAST TIME STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR THATS NOT BROCCOLI YOU TURD BURGLAR!!
by Rattlesnake316 April 12, 2006
Get the Turd Burglarmug. The 43rd pesident of the United States.
Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....
*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)
But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.
Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Excuse me?
Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Took money? you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: Well.... you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.
^ actually happened
Went to Yale University were he averaged only a 72 average in college which is down from the 73 he had in high school.
Often accused of being the downfall of the country. And to back it up he....
*Has the largest deficit this country has ever had.
*More years were the country los money than won money.
*Took money from school to fund the war(which is another mess on its own)Than declined doing so
*turned the economy into shit.
*Reacted and prepared poorly to hurricane katrina (never stopped his vacation)
*refused to give seaports to a group of men because they were Arab
*Goes by the spoils system and hires underqualified friends to do his job.
*Stole the 2000 election
*froze like a dead dog in a debate againts Kerry (How the hell did he win?)
But when you call out the prez for one of his screw ups he simply dances around the issue until you give up.
Reporter: Mr president, with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Excuse me?
Reporter: I said with you trying to raise the qualifications and intelligence of the american people, how do you expect to do wthat when you took out a huge portion of the money torward schools for the war?
Bush: Took money? you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: Well.... you sure?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: I dont seem to rememeber that happening at all.... you sure it was me?
Reporter: Yes Mr president.
Bush: well I just dont recall this ever happening. Im not sure.
^ actually happened
People of other countries who assume were all trigger happy red necks just because George W Bush is. Your wrong. most of us hate him and his approval rating shows it.
by Rattlesnake316 April 17, 2006
Get the George W Bushmug.