Definitions by Rasnodar

Teletubbist

Someone who campaigns against anti-teletubby discrimination.

The news headline said "Prominent teletubbist leads march for teletubby rights"

Teletubbist by Rasnodar December 25, 2010

Telecide 

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

Telecide by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

Statutory Rape 

When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18

He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.

Statutory Rape by Rasnodar December 8, 2010

Teletubbicide 

Killing a teletubby.

He went to prison for teletubbicide.

Teletubbicide by Rasnodar December 6, 2010