Rasnodar's definitions

just friends

When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.

Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.

Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?

John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.

by Rasnodar January 2, 2015

Telecide

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

Teletubbicide

Killing a teletubby.

He went to prison for teletubbicide.

by Rasnodar December 6, 2010

Statutory Rape Victim

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

by Rasnodar January 18, 2011