cell phone

Proof that we are living in the future

Time traveler from the 1970s: Why are all these people talking to themselves?

Teenager in the present day: They're talking on cell phones, duh.

by Rasnodar February 28, 2011

just friends

When a man and a woman care about each other and spend a lot of time together, but neither of them wants sex.

Contrary to popular opinion, this does happen.

Ryan: Have you and Sarah done it yet?

John: No, and we never will. We're just friends.

by Rasnodar January 02, 2015

Telecide

Killing your television set.

Person A: How about we watch some TV at your place?

Person B: I can't

Person A: Why?

Person B: I committed telecide when Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards

by Rasnodar December 10, 2010

Teletubbicide

Killing a teletubby.

He went to prison for teletubbicide.

by Rasnodar December 06, 2010