Definitions by Rap Master G

dmort 

A stubby penis popping out of a vagina.

damn that bicht has a fucking dmort

dmort by rap master g February 19, 2005

douche monkey 

1. Alan Tate
2. A monkey that douches
3. A nasty person

Mr. Douche Monkey is such a fag.
My douche monkey keeps away the STDs.
That douche monkey raped a cat.

douche monkey by Rap Master G December 30, 2004