Randy Farris's definitions

Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.

I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.

Lucky bastard is running a fornicatory up there man.

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Government-Shutdown

Another way of saying that the government is tired of trying to fix the mess they've made for us, so they are going to go home and sleep until someone else fixes the problem.

We the Strong nation Of the United States of America have decided to have a Government-Shutdown, and in doing so we the government expect that this will make everything worse, but rest assured the senate and congress will be sitting cozy in our large mansions waiting for someone to fix this for us.

by randy Farris April 26, 2011

Jabbalette

A morbidly obese Juggalette monster from outer space who resembles Jabba the Hutt. She has been referenced in various science fiction novels, But is not to considered to actually exist.

Chuck, The only thing worse than a juggalette....is a jabbalette

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

Tri-Sexual

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.

Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?

by Randy Farris April 26, 2011