Freedom Of Urination Act

A bill passed by congress in late 2010, granting americans the freedom to Urinate in public places outdoors, where previously this would be considered indecent exposure.
I know my rights Officer! the Freedom of Urination Act, as it states, gives me the right to urinate on the side of this courthouse, and any other place I please to do so
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Majesticated

In order to impress Oprah with the intent of impregnating her to get her money, I forcefully majesticated myself in order to attract and seduce her.
by randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Fornicatory

A college dormitory which is strictly used as a fornication room for polygamous sex.
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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Kleptophilia

A kleptomaniac who has an unhealthy, sexual compulsion to cum on the objects that they steal.
When I discovered that all the stolen merchandise was covered in a sticky substance, i realized that we weren't just dealing with Kleptomania, but also....Kleptophilia.
by Randy Farris April 08, 2011
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SandTwat

A Vagina thats inner membrane walls are coated with an abrasive sandlike material which makes conventional sex unsuitable.
I was about to fornicate with her, but i soon discovered that she had a SandTwat!
by Randy Farris March 20, 2011
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