Randomchao5's definitions

Texas

A place where people are actually free. Socialism hates Texas. You can find green trees, beautiful cities, vast open plains, windmills, oil wells, farms, and diversity like nowhere you've seen. No they don't all cuss in Texas, no they don't wear Cowboy gear. A texans power is only rivaled by beings such as the florida man. God bless America!

You from Texas?
Yeah why
Don't you hate the dust and tumbleweeds?
What dust and thmble weeds? I don't live in a 1940s movie!

by Randomchao5 January 7, 2021

Alligator

a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.

small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok

and they lived happily ever after.

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

Flit

a girl who "FLITS" from boy to boy and wants a relationship. this could be described as a hoe, but a Flit is cleaner. Flit can also describe a small bird fluttering around. a flit mostly just wants to be in a relationship, they love the relationship and not the boy as much.

guy 1: omg that girl is such a flit
guy 2: yeah, she goes for any guy she can see who is open.
guy 1: does she care who she dates?
guy 2: yeah, a little. but really she just wants to be in a relationship. she is a flit.

by Randomchao5 December 9, 2019

KC Light

The power of the sun bolted to your truck, burning the eyes of everyone else on the road at 12:32pm last Friday. Very popular lights in off road culture.

I can see so far with my daylighter KC lights.

I want to make a Prius crash by blinding them with my KC Lights.

by Randomchao5 April 7, 2022