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Definitions by Random schoolkid

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? 

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
"no"
"no"
no by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
what you use to fucking walk dumbo
oh shit bob got his legs fucking cut off by his dead mother! a dumb sentence i took 2 minutes to think about to show you how stupid you are for taking the time to open up urban dictionary and searched up what the fuck a leg is. might as well cut it off you don't deserve it if you don't know what the hell it is
leg by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021