by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
When you go to let out a fart and sense that it has potential to let something through the poop threshold thereby re-clenching it in and making your way to the nearest bathroom.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020
One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.
Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020
The main character in the porno parody remake of the classic "the Diary of Anne Frank" 'kegels for bagels'
Damn bro, they really nailed those SS uniforms in that Anne Skank flick we watched the other day, I was thoroughly impressed.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
by Ranchgirls January 05, 2021
When a chicks ass is hella overstuffed with juiciness and just to check the hotness you spit on it and the saliva actually sizzles and evaporates before a single drop hits the ground.
The twerk competition finalists are tied and the only way to settle this is the Midtown Booty Sizzle.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
An emotional state of depression where the individual feels as if they have reached their absolute pinnacle and that the remaining portion of their life will be spent in decline.
She just lays under a blvck ceiling for hours listening to witch house and daydreaming the vanity of her inevitable demise.
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020