Ranchgirls's definitions

Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.

Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.

by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020

Stillporn

A subgenres of pornography in which the main subject is to give "birth" to an actual life size baby doll or cabbage patch kid. The onlookers are to assume that the child is presumably dead due to the lack of movement once it has been full excreted from the vagina.

Hell yeah Baby Momma, I'm into that hella kinky planned parenthood roleplay. You grab the plastic to put on the sheets and I'll start untwisting a coat hanger tonight we're gonna make another stillporn.

by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020

Scumdummy

A bitch who makes hella dumb decisions because she is intoxicated by cum.

I can't believe that scumdummy crashed her 3rd car this month. She really is something.

by Ranchgirls November 10, 2020

Ratcanned

The term given to a bitch after she homey hops an entire friend circle of 5 or more dudes.

Yeah dude, that new chick who works at the smoothie kiosk is hella fine but my brothers friends told me they all ratcanned her last spring break.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

GringoDingo

A relatively older indiginous female who is always seducing her sons friends in hope's of becoming pregnant by a imperialist colonial dude in order to secure her citizenship.

Do you realize your mom is a gringodingo bro? That's why she always trying to get me drunk and give her booty rubs.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020