Spanch Ranch

The semen that is expelled from the body during a spanking. Can be from either the spanker the person receiving the spanking or even just an onlooker.

When I woke up slumped over the park bench my crotch was saturared with spanch ranch.

by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020

Death Orgy

An orgy that you participate in where the video or photo proof kills your career or chances of getting your kids back.

Yeah baby, that death orgy really sent you in a downward tailspin.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Wild Gravy

The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.

Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.

by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

Wrelled

To be spun, tangled, twisted or wrapped up in a less than desirable activity or situation in which no simple end or solution is near.

We was all wrelled up in a web of lies and hope was to be abandoned.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

cosby alibi

When you stand up or defend a known rapist through coersion, blackmail, collusion or simply your own perceived personal gain that comes as a result of your false referencing.

Yeah that Gavin Newsome has a wife who is one hell of a cosby alibi.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Dance Ranche

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.

Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020