Ranchgirls's definitions
The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.
Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the Beard saladmug. The state of being being born into a disproportionately ugly: face, body, and/or personality therefore supplementing your runfortunate circumstance by letting hella dudes come in you.
Yeah bro the date started out boring, she kept on going on and on about "in cum any quality", but once I banged her out in the KFC parking lot she kinda just mumbled and passed out drooling.
by Ranchgirls November 5, 2020
Get the In cum any qualitymug. by Ranchgirls March 26, 2021
Get the Black olives mattermug. An IV drug user who will say anything, fuck anything, and do anything at the prospect of getting high.
Yeah bro, I hope you didn't give that needlerat $400 to fix her car, you know it's just gonna go right up her arm.
by Ranchgirls December 9, 2020
Get the Needleratmug. When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.
Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.
by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020
Get the Crotch snifflemug. The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.
by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020
Get the Nigerian Unabombermug. God damn, she complains alot. Let's throw her in the Whinecellar with the other Yiddish bitches who can't just be chill.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
Get the Whinecellarmug.