Ranchgirls's definitions

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022

thrombass

808 Bass music that literally makes you throb and melt as if you were fucking.

That DJ is lit, he spins the crackest thrombass on the planet or at least in RIO.

by Ranchgirls June 24, 2022

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2022

Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

Steedophile

Someone who finds male horses arousing.

The only type of chick youre going to meet at the rodeo is a steedophile.

by Ranchgirls June 2, 2022

Thotwife

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021

Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021