Ranchgirls's definitions

Wild Gravy

The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.

Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.

by Ranchgirls November 16, 2020

Dum b girl

A female who is dumber than a broken ziploc bag full of cat piss and who is also your 'B' or backup booty call on the rotation.

Hey bro, does dum b girl really expect us to believe that was mayonaise in her panties?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Capri-Son

The act of deliberately flipping a boy upside down and forcibly lancing him in his bottom.

I OFTEN FIND MYSELF NEEDING MORE THAN ONE Capri-son to be satisfied.

by Ranchgirls May 22, 2022

Suicidal Thots

Females who would rather die than take responsibilty for their own offspring.

Damn that halfway house is full of suicidal thots. On payday I'm gonna go pick up some drugs and introduce myself of there.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Sloggy Tony

What you improvise as a meal for hella fine (like 9.2 or above) vegan mermaids who come into your restaurant and don't find any suitable options.

The angel of death ordered a sloggy tony.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021