Raunchy Heimlich

When you're tag teaming a bitch doggystyle and guy #1 fucks her so hard that she pukes all over guy #2s dick. Unphased guy 2 crams his dick back down her throat makes her shit on guy #1s dick.
I think we're both gonna need a shower bro, that raunchy heimlich was fuckin' intense brother.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.
Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.
by Ranchgirls January 01, 2021
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Hook Ass Breezy

A female who expects compensation for sex, has a nice booty, and isn't the brightest but her body and face make up for her lack of confidence and intelligence.
Damn bro, after our 2nd date that hook ass breezy stuck me with a bill, the sad part is, I'm going to pay it to see her again.
by Ranchgirls December 01, 2020
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Cumultuous

A very loud and noisy orgasm.
She roared like a sex leopard, i've never had such cumultuous sexual intercourse.
by Ranchgirls January 02, 2021
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Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.
Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
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Wild Gravy

The off-whitish, pearlescent cum that collects on the tip of your dick when you perform a test dip on a new piece of strange.
Yeah bro, she claimed she hadn't been with anyone for months so I stuck it all the way in pulled it out and sure enough it was covered in wild gravy.
by Ranchgirls November 17, 2020
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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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