Ranchgirls's definitions

crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021

Egyptian Lasagna

Marathon fucking with a large jar of coconut oil.

Damn girl, (squeezing booty) your divine purpose in life is to make egyptian lasagna.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Starving Solario

One who is willing to do horrific things in order to secure a meal, such as hold a baby underwater, refuse to move out of a house which he does not own, or even give cookie handjobs when he's feeling blue.

Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.

by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020

Rimulate

The act of making out with someome else's butthole.

He can really rimulate me better than any other buffet chef ever has.

by Ranchgirls January 5, 2021