bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

Ranch dump

An excessively greedy collector of loads.

So when your step sister came home from spring break she was wearing a ripped up tshirt that said ranch dump.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021

Tuna Dandruff

The dried up cum flakes left on the outside of the vagina after a gangbang.

Honey would you please scratch off that tuna dandruff before I go for a round?

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Shelixery

When two or more females engage in recreational lesbian activities which are motivated by gathering attention more so than gratification through climax and/or attraction.

Wow I can't believe Britney Spears and Madonna were ostracized for participating in such vanilla shelixery that one time.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

Secret Sad Boy

The act of using your own tears as lube while jerking off to pictures of girls who turned you down.

Yeah he spends alot of his time in his room being a secret sad boy.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023