Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.

Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.

Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.

by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020

TBJ

Téjano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.

I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Cyth

A science nerd.

Hey dude you seem like a total cyth, you want to join our group for the project?

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Phagajeezle

A homosexual whose broken existence is merely a tragic parody of themself.

Hey so your phagajeezle roomate left his dirty buttplug in the refrigerator again.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Krankenstein

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.

It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.

by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020