Definitions by Ranchgirls

Wiener goblin 

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.

Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!

Wiener goblin by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

Slut Serum 

What you call alcohol when it is used, consumed or purchased for the intent of promoting sex to occur between two or more parties.

Yeah bro, I thought I was never gonna hit it with that fat chick from DQ but all she needed to get busy was a little bit of that slut serum.

Slut Serum by Ranchgirls October 21, 2020

Belowjob 

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.

Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.

Belowjob by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

COV POS 

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

COV POS by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

jamaican frenzy 

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

jamaican frenzy by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

American Histrionic EX 

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

American Histrionic EX by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

Spermino 

A cocktail glass full of cum that girls typically drink at the end of blow bang or bukake porn.

Hey girl if you really want me to go through the labor of making you a mojito first you gotta show me ID, and then you've gotta make all these dudes bust in a glass and finish the entire spermino.

Spermino by Ranchgirls September 23, 2020