angry narwhal

While in the bathtub, spa, or pool and getting oral sex, push your partner's head underwater and poke at their face with your penis.

"She was being a huge bitch and I was gonna dump her so when we got in her hot tub, I gave her the angry narwhal and left."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

J-Swag

Item of clothing or an accessory that relates to Jesus or God. Swag that relates to Jesus.

That diamond encrusted W.W.J.D. bracelet is some legit J-Swag.

by Rampage W. September 14, 2010

triple double

The art of fucking 6 guys at once with the following combination: Two dicks in the mouth, two dicks in the pussy, and two dicks in the ass.

"I heard that whore got triple doubled last night by half the basketball team."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009

Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 06, 2011

schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.

"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."

by Rampage W. September 26, 2009