Definitions by Raisin lover

peniskinensis 

the ability to make a towel jiggle without using your hands

With peniskinensis Jud amazed Wanda with his ability to make the guest towel hang and bounce in midair as he emerged, naked, from the shower

peniskinensis by Raisin lover November 13, 2021

peniskenensis

The gift of ability to jiggle bathroom linens without using your hands while shouting "woo hoo" or" Hey look!"

To Wanda's delight Jud used his gift of Peniskenensis to cause her embroidered guest towel to bounce gaily below his waist to the beat of " Inagadadavida" as he emerged naked from the shower

peniskenensis by Raisin lover November 3, 2021

Zebiba 

Mythical virgins promised by cynical political operatives to gullible, sex starved young Muslim men as a reward for committing atrocities. Might also mean raisins; tough shit assassins .

If you murder people at a bus stop, you will get 72 zebibas who will give you all the sex you want.

Zebiba by Raisin lover October 6, 2012

Zebiba 

A vanity tag affected by Muslims wanting to make a public display of piety. Achieved by hitting the mat with the forehead during prayer or by other means such as hot irons or acid.

Habib must be very pious because he has a large zebiba on his forehead. Or he may be running for office.

Zebiba by Raisin lover October 4, 2012

Sub-urban 

A witticism that seems like Urban dictionary material at the time ("Dude, that was fuckin hilarious, we gotta send that to urban dictionary") but you really had to be there. A lame UD submission .

Dude , that hilarious thing we sent to UD last night looks a little Sub-urban now that I'm sober.

Sub-urban by Raisin lover April 13, 2012