A nipple rubbing mail carrier that mysteriously stole Amazon.com away from the US Postal Service, When you order something from Amazon's international brethren you hope you are the luckiest tookie lookie knuckle fucker on the planet that your packages arrive
by Raging Kitsune February 20, 2014
A german candy company that failed to learn from the lesson from Frito-Lay's Olestra fiasco by putting a badly-flawed sugar substitute that had the same effect Olestra had back in the '90s into their sugarless variant of their gummy bears which caused a diarrhea epidemic that was much worse that what Olestra caused to those that ate the Frito-Lay chips that had it in the late 1990s
Sweet Fucking Jesus Charlie, You shouldn't have eaten that whole bag of sugarless haribo bears - that way our toilet will not only NOT smell like shit but also be accessible as well
by Raging Kitsune February 10, 2014