Connor

That one autistic guy in your college class with an annoying as fuck voice and won't shut the fuck up. A Connor will never get the hint when it comes to asking him to leave and will inadvertently (And unwantedly) induct himself into your friends group and not leave. Being almost parasitic in some ways. When in contact with a Connor, please bring some sort of device that distracts you from them as the concentration of annoyance and stress can lead to heart failure, this phenomenon is dubbed, The Connor effect or more scientifically, CONNOR-ary Heart Disease. Connors often use language in ways that they become class Memes, for example, one particular Connor once stubbed his toe on a door and exclamated "OWWWW MAI FOOT" in such a way that it became a meme. The Connor effect is one that is not to be underestimated. Many people have have very near death experiences and traumatic injuries to the heart, brain and even genitalia have been documented.

"Man, Conner was such so annoying today."

"Sorry bro, I'm recovering from the Connor effect so I can't come out for DRINKS"

OWWW MAI FOOT"

by RagOfCunts March 28, 2018