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Definitions by RadienX Chaosmaker

Piers Anthony Disease 

A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.

Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.
"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."

"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"

"I'm afraid so..."

Bite-uwu 

The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.
Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!

Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.

(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)

(Everyone is surprised)

Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!
Bite-uwu by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019
Pronounced "zuks". Adjective. An expression of varying denotation, from mild annoyance to acknowledgement of an action that will potentially embarrass the speaker of the word, especially if they're into that sort of thing.
Xux, bad weather today.

You did what?! Xux.
Xux by RadienX Chaosmaker February 7, 2018
Guy 1: "Mind doing me a favor?"

Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"

(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)
Refloof by RadienX Chaosmaker August 3, 2016

Shmumbled 

The quintessential level-up from humbled, when one is humbled beyond other words.
All of you guys, you'd follow me to the end of time, I'm so shmumbled.

Casevoid 

That little wooden area in a liquor case (usually in a grocery store like Safeway) between the transparent glass panels that it is nigh impossible to see or notice the bottles behind, causing the clerk to search the area around it like a madman while the bottle the customer wants is just out of immediate sight. Thankfully, most of the more commonly sought-after bottles are not there. Unless they want Bailey's Irish cream in half-gallons. That shit is always in that space.
Customer: Can I get a half-gallon of Bailey's?

Clerk: Of course, let me grab it.

(Clerk searches the case for about a minute)

Clerk (under breath): Gods dammit, its in the casevoid.
Casevoid by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

The Talisman Effect 

The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."