Adverb. The act of excessively adding the word 'doth' into a conversation, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.
Alex: What doth life?
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
Gregor: What is this dothage, this madness?
Alex: Indeed, for our doth driver is killed, seemingly by the sheer scale of mine dothage, his dead face plastered upon the steering wheel of our vehicle, and so a perpetual honk of the horn doth-
Gregor: IF I HEAR ONE MORE DOTH OUT OF YOU, I AM DRAGGING YOUR ASS TO THE HAGUE FOR CRIMES AGAINST LANGUAGE
by RadienX Chaosmaker September 16, 2022
A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.
G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!
T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness
T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness
by RadienX Chaosmaker October 03, 2019
That little wooden area in a liquor case (usually in a grocery store like Safeway) between the transparent glass panels that it is nigh impossible to see or notice the bottles behind, causing the clerk to search the area around it like a madman while the bottle the customer wants is just out of immediate sight. Thankfully, most of the more commonly sought-after bottles are not there. Unless they want Bailey's Irish cream in half-gallons. That shit is always in that space.
Customer: Can I get a half-gallon of Bailey's?
Clerk: Of course, let me grab it.
(Clerk searches the case for about a minute)
Clerk (under breath): Gods dammit, its in the casevoid.
Clerk: Of course, let me grab it.
(Clerk searches the case for about a minute)
Clerk (under breath): Gods dammit, its in the casevoid.
by RadienX Chaosmaker April 10, 2016
The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.
"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."
by RadienX Chaosmaker December 03, 2015
by RadienX Chaosmaker April 10, 2016
Adjective - A stickler for the pronunciation of words, akin to a Grammar Nazi or Spelling Spetsnaz, but instead for pronunciation instead of either grammar or spelling.
The FSK in the term refers to the Norwegian Forsvarets Spesialkommando, often regarded as one of the most well-trained special forces units on Earth.
The FSK in the term refers to the Norwegian Forsvarets Spesialkommando, often regarded as one of the most well-trained special forces units on Earth.
Person 1: Raskaan metallin Rambona juoksen, ily Sumatran synkan yön! (Pronounced rask-aen metallin instead of ras-kahn metallin)
Person 2: Hang on, that's ras-kahn and not rask-aen,
Person 1: Why do you care so much?!
Person 2: Imagine having a language that isn't so comically broken, there are national televised competitions on spelling its words!! This post was made by the not-english gang!
Person 1: You must be part of the Pronunciation FSK, then!
Person 2: Duel me if you must, but I will die with my honor intact if you beat me!
Person 2: Hang on, that's ras-kahn and not rask-aen,
Person 1: Why do you care so much?!
Person 2: Imagine having a language that isn't so comically broken, there are national televised competitions on spelling its words!! This post was made by the not-english gang!
Person 1: You must be part of the Pronunciation FSK, then!
Person 2: Duel me if you must, but I will die with my honor intact if you beat me!
by RadienX Chaosmaker June 19, 2021
Pronounced "zuks". Adjective. An expression of varying denotation, from mild annoyance to acknowledgement of an action that will potentially embarrass the speaker of the word, especially if they're into that sort of thing.
by RadienX Chaosmaker February 07, 2018