RadienX Chaosmaker's definitions

Refloof

To refuse in a fluffy manner.

Guy 1: "Mind doing me a favor?"

Guy 2: "I REFLOOF!"

(Guy 1 turns around, only to see Guy 2 is now very fluffy.)

by RadienX Chaosmaker August 3, 2016

The Talisman Effect

The name for the phenomenon in which if you were to bring a particular item with you somewhere, you won't end up needing it, but should you not bring it, you will need it.

"If I bring my umbrella, it probably won't rain. If I don't, it most certainly will. I guess its just the Talisman Effect at work."

by RadienX Chaosmaker March 9, 2016

Piers Anthony Disease

A literature phenomenon in which the first book of a series does so well, and may even be considered a classic, that subsequent books in the series become staggeringly formulaic, to the point where the only difference between it and the last one are maybe location, names of characters, and point in time the story takes place in.

Named for Piers Anthony, author of the Xanth series, one of the most notable instances of this phenomenon.

"I really liked Frank Herbert's "Dune". It was honestly a well written story, its just that his other books got quite... similar afterwards. Same general plot, message, almost everything but the names."

"Ah, so he contracted Piers Anthony Disease?"

"I'm afraid so..."

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

Casevoid

That little wooden area in a liquor case (usually in a grocery store like Safeway) between the transparent glass panels that it is nigh impossible to see or notice the bottles behind, causing the clerk to search the area around it like a madman while the bottle the customer wants is just out of immediate sight. Thankfully, most of the more commonly sought-after bottles are not there. Unless they want Bailey's Irish cream in half-gallons. That shit is always in that space.

Customer: Can I get a half-gallon of Bailey's?

Clerk: Of course, let me grab it.

(Clerk searches the case for about a minute)

Clerk (under breath): Gods dammit, its in the casevoid.

by RadienX Chaosmaker June 16, 2016

Lemon Difficult

Adjective. When the difficulty of a given task or set thereof is not due to actual mechanical challenge and testing of skillsets, but instead is "Difficulty by numbers", in which the difficulty comes as a result of simply continuing to stack more and more odds against the tasked. Examples of Lemon Difficulty include video game bosses with massive amounts of health and can kill you in one hit, but otherwise aren't mechanically challenging, and 'runaround' type tasks that involve a lot of tedious backtracking.

"Hell, the Big Bank heist in Payday 2 on stealth really isn't anything more than just Lemon Difficult"

by RadienX Chaosmaker January 22, 2021

Grimgrey

The extremely pretentious and poorly-executed cousin of Grimdark, where everyone lives morosely ever after and the creator jerks themselves off with the idea that they made Powerful Art(TM). If a story makes you regret the energy you invested in it, it's likely a Grimgrey-type story, and Grimgrey stories are always failures in that regard.

Grimdark: "Bring all the guns and we might just survive!"

Grimgrey: "They brought all the guns, but they didn't survive. Everybody died and those who didn't were traumatized messes for the rest of their miserable lives. No one was ever happy ever again, now go cry in a corner about existence while I, the author, give myself prostate orgasms with how far my head is up my own ass."

by RadienX Chaosmaker August 1, 2020

Bite-uwu

The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.

Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!

Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.

(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)

(Everyone is surprised)

Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019