Definitions by Rad Rob

Burping the gerbil

To stimulate the genitals for a jolt of pleasure (orgasm).

Dave Meltzer has been burping the gerbil to Rikidōzan so much that he has got a Rikidōzan bracelett (not a tattoo) there man.

Burping the gerbil by Rad Rob June 20, 2026

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

flogging the dolphin by Rad Rob November 4, 2025