RaLpH's definitions

Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"

Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss

by Ralph June 18, 2005

MUG

Men's (Or Male) Unbifucated Garment. Any kind of skirt-like clothing used to cover the legs of a man, such as the kilt, sarong, hakama, kimono, fustanella, tunic, and many others. They tend to be much more comfortable than pants due to the room in the crotch region, as well as the feeling of the fabric against one's legs.

A kilt is, technically speaking, a skirt, however, it's more properly referred to as a MUG.

by Ralph March 1, 2005

blows

see sucks

your project blows

by ralph March 12, 2004

FCC

the people who want to control what you think and get rid of people in tv and radio who are not apart of the republican party or george bushes religious right. all want to get rid of howard stern the greatest thing to happen to radio since fm

howard stern is being kicked off of the radio for saying that president bush is wrong in his views of censorship

by ralph March 12, 2004

dumb b

A less than intelligent black person.

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.

by Ralph September 18, 2003

bonk

not true, false information

Do you really believe that bonk?

by Ralph May 29, 2004

PMs

On online forums, PMs is an abbreviation for Private Messages.

Susan had PMS, and thus wrote angry PMs to other members of the message board.

by Ralph March 22, 2005