schmegmatism

The release of schmegma during a female orgasm. Much like a male's ejaculation.

When Dick was going down on Jane she had a schmegmatism.

by Ryan March 18, 2004

finland

I believe Michael Palin said it best: "Finland, Finlad, Finland, the country where I want to be, pony trekking or camping; or just watching T.V. Finland, Finland, Finland.
It's the country for me."
"Finland, Finland, Finland,
The country where I quite want to be,
Your mountains so lofty,
Your treetops so tall.
Finland, Finland, Finland.
Finland has it all."

You're so near to Russia,
So far from Japan,
Quite a long way from Cairo,
Lots of miles from Vietnam

by Ryan October 08, 2004

timpani

Large keyed drums that when hit in various ways, can make sweet or menacing noises

"The timpani sounds like thunder"

by Ryan February 17, 2005

puckers

The wrinkles on the edge of your asshole

When you shave your ass-crack, I can see your puckers

by Ryan June 24, 2004

pray

N. 1 To talk to God 2 Get down on your knees and ask God for forgiveness

"Why do so many people pray to God on Sunday.......his day off......."

by Ryan September 09, 2004

bologna cakes

meat stacked in a pie form or that son of bitch who called me fat

fat ugly guy-hey man i just kicked ur ass
you-o thats bologna cakes

by ryan January 30, 2004

sni

sni is an abreviation for spontanious nut itch, also known as spontanious nad itch. which simply means a random itching of the testicular area. this includes the pubic area and genitalia

"BAHHHHHHHHHHH i just got a major SNI, scratch my nuts for me will ya?"

by ryan May 30, 2005