Definitions by RTM 1963

He Should Have Remained Sperm. 

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

He Should Have Remained Sperm. by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021

ScumMo 

Nickname for Scott Morrison, who is, as of writing, the current Australian Prime Minister.

This nickname came about because a) he started signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter, and b) because it describes him perfectly.

"Oh, Lord. ScumMo is pontificating... again!

ScumMo by RTM 1963 March 21, 2021

Headjob 

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.

"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"

Headjob by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018

rum and curry fart 

Probably the most disgusting and toxic type of fart that the human body can produce. Occurs the morning after a heavy rum and curry night.

I just passed a rum and curry fart, and stank out my workplace.

rum and curry fart by RTM 1963 May 2, 2018

The Great Shittening

The end result of having to drink horrible, horrible gloop as part of bowel preperation for procedures such as colonoscopy (also known as Geting An Anal Probe). You end up spending much of the night shitting so much that one is surprised at just how full of shit you really are, hence The Great Shittening.

Tonight is The Great Shittening. I have to drink that horrid gloop so as to have a clean bowel for my anal probe tomorrow.

The Great Shittening by RTM 1963 October 15, 2017

you were still sperm 

A put-down to be used on people who are clearly too young for the event or thing being talked or boasted about.

"Back then I'd have been a big fan of AC/DC."
"Back then you were still sperm."

you were still sperm by RTM 1963 August 28, 2017

Stormtrumper 

NIckname for Donald trump supporters coined by Berkley Breathed of "Bloom County" fame in his revived comic strip "Bloom County 2015" on Friday, 7th of August, 2015.

"See that guy over there with the bad hair-do? Typical stormtrumper."

Stormtrumper by RTM 1963 September 12, 2015