RTM 1963's definitions

Pig Farm

Term used to describe a police academy.

"Why do I smell bacon here?"
"That's because the State Pig Farm is in this neighbourhood."

by RTM 1963 January 24, 2023

Traps

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

by RTM 1963 December 4, 2014

Headjob

1) Oral Sex

2) Nickname given to someone considerably much shorter than the average person, on the grounds that they are at the ideal height to give one.

"Hey! How about a headjob?"

"Hey, Headjob! How's it hanging?"

by RTM 1963 July 3, 2018

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

Faggotdom

An area inside either a town, city or country dominated by faggots. Can also be located online.

"I've just been to The Valley."
"Ah, been visiting Faggotdom, then?'

"/b/ is a perfect example of online faggotdom."

by RTM 1963 November 6, 2022

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021