RTM 1963's definitions

Agony Nipple

The protruding stub found on the upper surface of blocks of Lego and its imitations. Especially painful when you step on one at night.

"Jesus Fuck! I'm going to kill that kid!"
"What happened?"
"I just impaled my foot on a Lego's agony nipple! That kid is dead meat!"

by RTM 1963 April 29, 2023

You Were Holding Your Member

A polite way of intimating that someone is being a wanker, or did something that constitutes wanking.

"You were holding your member when you wrote this, weren't you?"

by RTM 1963 November 8, 2022

The Rubber Van

A subclass of the 4chan Party Van. It is usually deployed with a crew trained in capturing lunatics and taking them to the nut house aka the Funny Farm.

"Oh, dear, Kimmo's at it again. Has someone called for them to sent The Rubber Van around to collect him?"

"Looks like it's a one-way trip to the nut house in The Rubber Van for him, then!"

by RTM 1963 November 22, 2021

Scovid

Nickname for Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister of Australia (as of the time of writing).
Given in mockery of his signing himself "ScoMo" on Twitter for his incompetent handling of the COVID-19 pandemic response in Australia/

I see Scovid is, once again, earning his nicknames. Those being Scovid and ScuMo.

by RTM 1963 November 10, 2021

Pig Farm

Term used to describe a police academy.

"Why do I smell bacon here?"
"That's because the State Pig Farm is in this neighbourhood."

by RTM 1963 January 24, 2023

Traps

Australian slang from the gold rush era. Originally referred to police officers who would go around the gold fields to inspect gold mining licences who would use any excuse (such as your licence was not on your person) to arrest (or "trap") you. Later used for the police in general.

"Look out! Here come the traps!"

by RTM 1963 December 4, 2014

Faggotdom

An area inside either a town, city or country dominated by faggots. Can also be located online.

"I've just been to The Valley."
"Ah, been visiting Faggotdom, then?'

"/b/ is a perfect example of online faggotdom."

by RTM 1963 November 6, 2022