Definitions by RTM 1963

The Dunny Is Calling

The message one gets when you have a massive attack of the shits.

That is when you hear that The Dunny Is Calling.

"The Dunny is calling me."

The Dunny Is Calling by RTM 1963 May 3, 2026

Carrier Duel

A confrontation between aircraft carrier task forces. The biggest of these happened in the Pacific War between the United Ststes and Imperial Japanese navies.

The Battle of Midway ia an excellent example of a carrier duel.

Carrier Duel by RTM 1963 April 27, 2026

Bogan City

Term for Logan City, due to it being one of the largest concentrations of bogans in Queensland.

"Pity me. I've got to head to Bogan City today."

"I feel your pain."

Bogan City by RTM 1963 March 30, 2026

Hillbilly Dictator

Nickname given to Joh Bjelkie-Peterson, who was probably the most corrupt Premier of the Australian State of Queensland in its history.

Think Boss Hogg, but without his charm

"So I see the Hillbilly Dictator has struck again. Pity he tired to take on Bob Hawke."

Hillbilly Dictator by RTM 1963 October 24, 2025

The Cult With No Balls 

A term used to describe the Heaven's Gate Cult, especially given their habit of castrating themselves.

"You know they're also known as 'The Cult With No Balls?' Basically because to get onto the spaceship you had to have them whipped off.

The Cult With No Balls by RTM 1963 October 2, 2025

Muttink 

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

Muttink by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy 

Someone who regularly gets sodomised by someone who regularly gets sodomised by a top.

"Oh, look! That one's a bum boy of the bum boy! Low man on the totem pole at Nudgee College!

Bum Boy of the Bum Boy by RTM 1963 September 12, 2025