dirty squirties

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

glish

(noun) Gastrointestinal distress, specifically diarrhea. Often used with "the", i.e. "the glish".

Man, I spent the whole day on the shitter with the glish.

by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006