Queen of unicorns 's definitions

Mercedes

A sweet, kind-hearted girl who’s tougher than she looks. She’s the type of person who’ll make you feel safe just by being around her. Loyal as hell, funny without even trying, and not afraid to say what she does or doesn’t like. She’s been through pain but still carries love in her heart. If you’ve got a Mercedes in your life, protect her, because she’s one of a kind. Shes a ray of sunshine. But, you get on her bad side, and you're in for it.

Friend: "I need you"
Mercedes : drops everything "Calm down, love — I got you.”
And somehow, everything feels better.

by Queen of unicorns August 31, 2025

Megan

Megan — The sister who’s basically a whole movie in human form. She’s funny enough to make you laugh till your stomach hurts, savage enough to humble you in one sentence, and protective enough to scare anyone who even thinks about messing with you. She’s got main-character energy, K-drama levels of emotion, and a playlist for every mood.

She’ll roast you like it’s her job, then defend you like a lion if someone else tries it. Under all that attitude, though, she’s pure heart — the kind of person who’ll make sure you’re okay even when she’s not. She’s loud, loyal, dramatic, and full of love… and honestly, life would be boring without her.

You: “Megan, why are you giving me that look?”
Megan: “Because I know you’re about to do something stupid.”
You: why are you giving me attitude?

Megan: its not attitude, its personality.

(Ten minutes later, she’s laughing with you about it and bringing snacks like nothing ever happened.)

by Queen of unicorns October 25, 2025