QuacksO's definitions
What listening to --- and pretending to enjoy --- certain types of music is merely because it's what yer children are into.
I raised my youngsters on classical and easy-listening music, so my having to listen to weird-sounding selections is not perfunktory.
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Get the perfunktorymug. To sociably "shoot da breeze" with other like-minded individuals who derive uproarious amusement from the act of passing gas.
While it may indeed be "great fun and games" to farternize and share "rip-roaring good times" with other similarly-crude-minded humans who also get raucous belly-laughs from copious flatulence, there are definite hazards involved with exposure to such voluminous quantities of sulfurous methane --- adequate ventilation and the extinguishing of all open flames is highly recommended.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the farternizemug. The maturity-rating for "un-bleeped" camera-footage of adults whacking small dimpled white balls around over a grassy fairway.
It is downright appalling how so many seemingly-sensible and dignified grownups in neat elegant business-attire behave --- or rather, MISbehave --- the moment you put a golf club in their hands... it's no wonder that "raw" TV-coverage of said games often carries a PGA-13 rating!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Get the PGA-13mug. Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.
Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.
by QuacksO October 25, 2019
Get the semenental valuemug. A sleazy property-sales/rentals advertiser who totally "puffs" the details of his otherwise-boring/ordinary listings. See "castle in the air" vacation cottage for a prime example.
I always personally travel to an address and actually see and inspect the property before I decide whether to buy or rent it... too many unrealtors out there!
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Get the unrealtormug. In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.
by QuacksO June 23, 2023
Get the in aleing healthmug. Stands for "Kindness Of Strangers". Humorous term for just the "old as the hills" practice of merely soliciting the assistance of nearby fellow humans if you have an emergency, rather than paying big bucks for an emergency-assistance plan from an insurance provider. The Amish/Mennonite people are widely known for this "deep sense of community" way of doing things.
I try to always keep my vehicle in good shape and carry all the necessary tools/supplies that I'd likely need in my trunk, and so I don't bother subscribing to AAA's roadside-assistance plan; so far, the K.O.S. Insurance Company has always seen me through with the few emergencies that I've ever encountered while tootling around the countryside. And in fact, usually I am the one who has been the "assister" --- way more often than not, it is I who have come upon other motorists who have broken down for some reason (i.e, flat tire, empty tank, dead battery, overheated engine, etc.), and so I am often able to use my own equipment to get them "up and running again", "patch them up" enough to "limp back home" under their own steam, or tow their jalopy to the nearest service-garage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2019
Get the K.O.S. Insurance Companymug.