typickle

Describes a cranky conundrum dat's hardly unusual.
Modern-day government screw-ups seldom cause particular interest or emotion in da general public, since most folks consider them to be merely da typickle everyday bungling of clueless/careless Washington politicians.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022
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revvinue

Da extra capital dat oil-companies make from selling gas to macho hot-rodder show-offs who love to sit and gun their engines just to make lots of "glorious" noise.
I own just a regular "simple" sedan with an economy-designed engine, and I only apply moderate pressure on the gas-pedal when I tootle peaceably down da motorways... X-on ain't earnin' no extra revvinue from your truly!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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treasure chest

Depending on who you talk to, this term can refer to either:
(A) an iron-bound wooden box full of gold and jewels that pirates bury in the sand for later retrieval
(B) the warm and delightfully-soft/smooth front upper-torso of a voluptuously-endowed female human, complete with lusciously-bountiful cone-shaped "treasures" and a comforting heartbeat.
Hey, if ya wanna talk "treasure chests", any normal dude who's worth his "family jewels" knows that a "chesty" gal's warm and ample "treasures" are far more desirable and satisfying to cradle and savor in your comfort-craving paws than a few "handfuls" of lifeless cold hard pieces of eight or silver coins.
by QuacksO March 13, 2017
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What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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janetor

How famous lady-pop-singer Jackson would describe her employment-position when she moonlights as an employee who cleans and tidies up after a workday.
Jamie Lee Curtis's mom was apparently quite da "janetor" as far as frequently volunteering her services in her hometown of Stockton, California.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
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alphabetical anguish

"Climbin' da walls" level of distress regarding any of a number of "English 26" debacles, including:

banguish: What an explosive-device diffuser feels while trepidatiously operating on said unstable-powderkeg creations, knowing dat they could "go boom" at any moment.
clanguish: How you feel when handling da ringing mechanism of a loud bell, since one slip could cause a harsh/deafening metallic resonance.
danguish: Constant concern dat you will hear a euphemism.

fanguish: What Clarita Haast always felt when her reptile-wrangler hubby was servicing his serpents.
ganguish: What you'll likely feel if you get involved da wrong crowd.
hanguish: What da perpetually-on-da-run King and da Duke suffered because da people whom they'd swindled wanted to treat them to a "necktie party".
Kranguish: What da Duke Of Coffin Castle's right-hand-man guard suffered when Zorn of Zorna tied him up with turk's-head knots.
languish: A real word --- sorry. Means to miserably remain in one spot.
Additional examples of "alphabetical anguish" include:
panguish: What you'll likely suffer from either over-exerting yourself physically or behaving less than honorably or responsibly.
ranguish: Da various startled emotions dat you'd feel if you did indeed slip up regarding da second definition above, not to mention red-faced embarrassment from all of da annoyed glances from nearby fellow humans whose ears were also shockingly assailed wif said humongous cacophony.
sanguish: Ear-grating distress due to one or more horrendously-off-key choir members.
slanguish: What an "old school" English teacher (pun not intended, but I love it!) feels from hearing her students use unrefined word-choices.
spranguish: Da fear of having a crouching creature leap out at you.
'Stanguish: Less-than-confident feelings about having to drive a Ford sports car.
tanguish: Distressed emotions at having to either ingest a strong-flavored comestible, sniff a pungent-odored object, or work with a device dat has one or more protruding components.
Wanguish: Discontent at having to deal wif da "only splash of ad-color in da Wall Street Journal" company.
yanguish: Assorted wound-up emotions from focusing on da "black dot on white background" half of da Chinese circle of opposing energies.
by QuacksO December 21, 2024
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garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.
Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.
by QuacksO September 23, 2017
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