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Funds that you attempt to extract from a Muslim by appealing to his/her religious beliefs.
If you're of strong Islam faith, you'll want to be extra-careful who you marry --- your partner could be just a "gold-digger" who may later try to extort Allahmony from you.
Allahmony by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Words you can keep

allamonockni 

{all-a-ma-nock-nee}

Means "sweet" or "awesome"
It's stushit mon, allamonockni.
or
That hat is totally allamonockni!
Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.
For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.
Alamony by QuacksO August 30, 2018

Allahmother 

The Muslim equivalent of Godmother. All laws and rules apply to solely the children that the Allahmother is appointed to, and not the parents of the aforementioned children.
The Allahmother is not allowed to cockblock the children, but can cockblock the hell out of the father.
Allahmother by Suck on Dat January 10, 2011

allahgory 

A "hidden meaning" writing/drawing-composition dat hails from Muslim culture.
Achmed Da Dead Terrorist typically dispenses an "allahgory" or two during Jeff Dunham's shows; in his case, though, da term has double significance, in dat not only does he often reference "Da Great One", but some of his subject-matter is also quite "horrible and graphic".
allahgory by QuacksO May 26, 2022
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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