Allahmony

Funds that you attempt to extract from a Muslim by appealing to his/her religious beliefs.

If you're of strong Islam faith, you'll want to be extra-careful who you marry --- your partner could be just a "gold-digger" who may later try to extort Allahmony from you.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

allamonockni

{all-a-ma-nock-nee}

Means "sweet" or "awesome"

It's stushit mon, allamonockni.
or
That hat is totally allamonockni!

by pookie a.k.a. elaina March 19, 2008

Alamony

Veterans widows benefits paid to Elizabeth Patton-Crockett and other wives of the deceased patriots from the Texas Revolution massacre.

For some divorced husbands, having to pay alamony actually feels comparably painful to being killed in action at the infamous Mexican chapel.

by QuacksO August 30, 2018

Allahmother

The Muslim equivalent of Godmother. All laws and rules apply to solely the children that the Allahmother is appointed to, and not the parents of the aforementioned children.

The Allahmother is not allowed to cockblock the children, but can cockblock the hell out of the father.

by Suck on Dat January 10, 2011

allahgory

A "hidden meaning" writing/drawing-composition dat hails from Muslim culture.

Achmed Da Dead Terrorist typically dispenses an "allahgory" or two during Jeff Dunham's shows; in his case, though, da term has double significance, in dat not only does he often reference "Da Great One", but some of his subject-matter is also quite "horrible and graphic".

by QuacksO May 26, 2022