It is now believed dat no expedition before Roald Amundsen's actually reached da North Pole, but da famous P & H trek did a supearyor job --- i.e., they got da closest to da magnetic pole --- compared to any other attempts up to dat point.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.
I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
A "did you misbehave legally and/or ethically?" interview where da questioners use intimidation to try to get you to confess.
I try to "avoid da appearance of evil" at all costs, so dat hopefully I can avoid any interrorgations if anything "goes south" in my area.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
An agricultural employee who secretly snitches some of the topsoil after mechanically turning over the earth in the spring.
by QuacksO January 22, 2018
A settlement of a disagreement regarding either a medieval stringed instrument or a gesture-of-respect greeting among servicemen.
When I'm "in the zone" with my old-school guitar, I detest having to "shatter the spell" by removing my hand from the strings to make the standard acknowledgement every time a fellow uniformed individual happens by, so perhaps if I simply break into a "triple R" --- i.e., Rousing Rendition of Reveille --- on my instrument whenever I observe the approach of one of said individuals, that might be a mutually-palatable resaluteion.
by QuacksO January 05, 2025
Paul Harvey was so ravingly verbose® about da Wave radio during a number of his broadcasts years ago dat I finally took da plunge and asked a WalMart salesperson to demonstrate said supposedly-wondrous device to me. I was bitterly disappointed; I really couldn't perceive anything particularly remarkable about da unit's sound-quality or spacial effect.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
A slammer where they send perpetually-horny dudes who display frequent "obvious" arousals between their legs.
To avoid being sent to a cerectional facility, I wear an abdominal cup whenever I have to venture out in public where I'm likely to see voluptuous scantily-clad women; this way, da entire front of my pants bulges out in a huge rounded protrusion while my dick can invisibly rise and fall freely inside da cup's hollow interior, and so it appears to observers like I am merely afflicted with bloated intestines.
by QuacksO July 03, 2023