spielant

Tacky adhesive designed to glue a verbose individual's jaws shut.
Somebody should make senators and representatives chew spielant gum during congressional sessions to reduce filibustering.
by QuacksO August 03, 2021
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food-pepperation

Da act of sprinkling dried Piper nigrum or capsicum flakes into your mixing bowl while whipping up something "spicy 'n' savory".
Jay Bush's furry side-kick Duke is always trying to surreptitiously reveal da secret family recipe for baked beans to da public; his latest endeavor is to let slip da special food-pepperation details for their new "Sweet Heat" variety.
by QuacksO April 10, 2024
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piggyback-purchase

Refers to merchandise that you pick up for someone else while shopping for your own items, either because this other person is unable to travel to the store himself, or because he is not a paid member of the big-box outfit where his desired items are offered, and so he has asked you as a member to obtain the items for him at the warehouse's bulk-package discount.
I don't buy enough household consumables to justify the $89-per-year membership-fee that Sam's Club charges, so I just piggyback-purchase them through the large family down the street.
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.
During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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noterday

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.
Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
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front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.
I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!
by QuacksO August 05, 2018
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