Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.
Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?
by QuacksO August 23, 2025
Get the pharaohmonesmug. I think dat da big guy over there who ate three huge helpings of spiced cabbage and baked beans is da prrrrppppetrator!
by QuacksO March 03, 2023
Get the prrrrppppetratormug. I wonder if any of da various personal-transport vehicles (i.e., speeder bikes, small fighters, etc.) in da Star Wars movies were also made by Toyoda?
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the Toyodamug. They say dat acquiring illicit profits can be sexually arousing, so if you use powdered graphtite as pigment for drawing up your BS-laden easel-presentation at a funds/allocations meeting, said actions might indeed "put some lead in your pencil".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
Get the graphtmug. A restless tenant of an apartment-complex or campground who has "intimately befriended" two separate similarly-desirable fellow-residents of the opposite gender, and thus he cannot decide which person he prefers to share a pillow with, obliging him to sleepily stroll back and forth between the two willing cuddlers’ domiciles several times per night.
Horny stud: I went half-crazy trotting back and forth between Tiffany’s and Ashley’s rooms till well past midnight, what with my both craving the other gal’s company whenever I was in one chick’s bed, and feeling heartbrokenly guilty of temporary "abandonment" each time I’d tearfully leave one gal’s bed to slip over to the other’s. Finally a simple solution to my sleep-walker dilemma occurred to me --- I just drowsily sling-snuggled both half-asleep cuties to my own apartment and invited them to crawl into bed on either side of me; that way, not only did I get to enjoy both of their sweet close-clasping warmth and softness at once, but they both got multiple turns of alternately spooning me and nuzzling their cheeks against my fuzzy chest, depending on which side I’d progressively roll over on every half-hour.
by QuacksO July 15, 2018
Get the sleep-walkermug. Refers to any "foreign made" brand of power tool (often using crappy-a** Chinesium parts) of such inferior quality that it makes your eyes well up just to look at it.
If you're just a casual tinkerer goofing around wif scrap wood and/or recycled mild-steel bits, then yeah --- I suppose you could get by wif a mail-order Chinesium knock-off-brand lathe or drill press. But if you're really wanting a fair degree of precision or "repeatability" in your work, you don't wanna go with cryobi tools --- trust me, you'll git nuttin' but headaches and a significantly increased vocabulary!
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the cryobimug. Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
Get the spermanent markersmug.