QuacksO's definitions

stoodellite

Da vertically-oriented version of a SATellite.

Since there's no "up", down", or "sideways" in space, how can you tell if an orbiting device is a SATellite or a STOODellite???

by QuacksO October 25, 2025

tombor

An abnormal growth dat you should definitely have looked at a.s.a.p. before it puts you six feet under.

Achmed is supposedly already deceased, plus he has no living tissue dat could develop any abnormalities, and so it would be impossible for him to develop any tombors.

by QuacksO March 9, 2025

musical cars

Refers to a sort of "grown-up" version of the popular children's game; this procedure involves maneuvering around of two or more vehicles in a fairly small parking-area, either to allow one of them to enter/exit the locale, or to make room for additional vehicles that are scheduled to arrive later.

I really like owning three old clunker-sedans, particularly in case one of them is in the repair-shop and thus I hafta use one of the others for my basic local-transportation needs (and indeed, I occasionally have actually been down to just one somewhat-malfunctioning vehicle, but at least it has still been able to wheezingly/sputteringly/back-firingly get me from Point A to Point B around town till I got both of the other cars repaired and I could finally take this third one into the garage for some TLC of its own), but I occasionally hafta play "musical cars" if my friends drop by for a visit.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

a.b.m.l.

Stands for "All By My Lonesome", and is a reply that someone gives when asked whether he has others with him at a certain time, but he in fact "going solo" on that occasion.

Girl, unexpectedly showing up at a dude's front door: Am I interrupting anything? Do you have others here whom I'd be disturbing?
Guy: Nope, not at all, Sweet Cheex --- I'm a.b.m.l. at da moment. Come right on in and stay a while.

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.

To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.

by QuacksO October 28, 2022

introdicktion

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.

Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")

by QuacksO October 6, 2024

illawgical

Describes da dumba** behavior of da ivory-tower-and-mahogany-paneled-boardroom fat cats in Washington who brainlessly craft our nation's rules 'n' regulations without considering da pesky little "inconvenient truths" like reality, previous legislation, available resources, citizens' actual capabilities, etc.

Tronald Dump must really love da present Congress, since their totally-illawgical mindsets mean dat he can basically get away with anything and they will approve his actions.

by QuacksO December 28, 2024