1. Where you spend money to get out of a cranky situation.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
2. Where you use logic and/or creativity to get around having to purchase something.
Not everyone can afford to just "buypass" an unfortunate debacle; less-affluent folks may need to put their brains to work to figure out ways to buypass the actual/potential pitfalls --- i.e., get out of the situation "for free".
by QuacksO June 19, 2019
Get the buypassmug. Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
Get the split parsonalitymug. Hallucinogenic drugs aside, Alexander Graham Bell is said to have "acidentally" spilled caustic battery-fluid on his pants just before uttering da famous "first words spoken over a telephone", but this is a myth.
by QuacksO August 24, 2025
Get the acidentallymug. Da telltale loosening and allowing to fall of individual foliage-units from a tree in which you're hiding in an effort to spy on someone below you; da random sprinklings of said released chlorophyll-bearers will likely alert even a mildly-observant surveillance-target dat he is currently not "alone with his thoughts", but has company from above.
There was nobody underneath da tree-limb dat George McFly was perching on to perform his "peeping Tom" routine through Lorraine's Baines's window, so even if there had been a bit of resulting leavesdropping, George's lecherous shenanigans would still likely have gone unnoticed.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the leavesdroppingmug. A simpler/easier "neat writing" class whereby you don't have any of da "permanent pigment" anxiety dat you would when using ink, in dat you can just erase any boo-boos or messy characters and re-scribe over them.
Perhaps grade schools should focus just on pencilmanship for da first few years till da students become more proficient at setting down their lettering "clean 'n' correct" on da first try, and only then have them switch from Eberhard #2s to Bic Cristal instruments.
by QuacksO April 01, 2025
Get the pencilmanshipmug. Describes what da flame on a sorcerer's lamp or candle is doin' wif da oil or melted wax as it burns.
No pumpin' machinery is required for sendin' fuel up da string to da flame in Esmeralda's candle --- said flame is wiccan' it up just fine on its own.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Get the wiccan' it upmug. An irritably-voiced court-statement.
Any witness who gets unwillingly dragged out of a more-pleasant/palatable locale to make verbal statements in court is bound to give a "testymony" at least some of the time!
by QuacksO December 09, 2021
Get the testymonymug.